I'm Kristy.Descriptions are not my forte. Sometimes I just wish everyone would turn into cats.
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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

sierra-locke:

Being fat is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

surfyouth:

Transparent ;)

iguessijustlikelikingthings:

mildlyamused:

mishasminions:

ink-n-severedties:

toteardown:

cratenculture:

One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across.

Always reblog.

Wow

THIS IS THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN

Of course the irony of this speech being he does it right before tricking them into thinking making soap for slave labor wages is sticking it to the man.

this entire book/film is so dripping with irony its spectacular how many dudebros take it literally.

(Also please pay attention to blonde as eff Jared Leto in the background)

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it